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Bag Boy at the checkout stand:

Would you like to buy a reusable canvas bag for your groceries, Ma’am? It’s just $1 per bag and you’ll be helping the environment.

Me:

I certainly would NOT like to buy that lil’ piece of Socialist propaganda yer holdin’ in yer hand there, son. Dontcha know that consumin’ good ol’ paper and plastic keeps American jobs right here in this great land of America? If you continue to use these ugly – and may I add bacteria-filled – bags, dontcha know that the terrorists win? You BETCHA they win (wink) and I don’t think you’ll feel too good about contributin’ to that kinda victory. So why dontcha put my groceries in a plastic bag, and then put that plastic bag inside of a paper bag. On Main Street Wasilla, we call that approach to groceries “Baggin’ it Maverick-Style.”

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